Jamey,

You and Heriberto are quite obviously a credit to your profession. I have no problem believing that your ethics, inspection accuracy, and repair skills are beyond reproach. You deserve to be at the front of the line when STAR officially launches, and I would be proud to shake your hand and congratulate you for a job well done. Honestly, no joke.

You are the best of the best, and deserve a chance to test and repair directed vehicles (at least the ones that you don't turn away, for whatever reason).

It is indeed fortunate that the asinine, ridiculous, retarded, arbitrary, imbecilic "black box" labeled "FPR score" somehow managed to get it right in your cases. Otherwise, the smog tech community would suffer in your absence.

I was stone-faced serious when I wrote the last three paragraphs.

Sincerely,

Michael Barry
Technician
Quick Stop Smog & More
Sacramento, California, USA