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Posted to Open Discussion Forum on 2/2/2002

I can't remember if this has been posted before (go figure):

THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 40

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run into a burning buil... Login to read more.