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Re: One-liners, revisited
Posted to Open Discussion Forum on 1/11/2015

The boss has a Case 4490 tractor , it's big ,he uses it for snow removal,it has frequent electronic sensor problems . New kid comes in the shop ,a little bit of a smart a** , says , "Do you think you can fix it ? ". I said , " Sure , kid ,it's just another case of negative , reversed , ionized polarity .Not too tough , it happens now and then " I saw the eyes go blank , there was a short pause of silence , then he says " OK , I just thought I'd ask . "

Roger Rutledge
Technician/Shop Foreman
Green Park Services
Brantford, Ontario, Canada