Re: Merry F ing Xmas part 2
Reminds me of the story I heard , true story ,old guy and his wife return home from the store ,not quite at the house , see a break and enter in progress , call it into the local police department . The answer they get ? We're really backed up right now , we will be with you shortly , call us back in ten minutes . The old guy's no fool , gives them five minutes , calls back , says " Take your time fellas , I got the rifle out of the trunk, shot the pair of them , we'll wait for you in the house , till you get here . In less than ten minutes , there was a chopper over the house , four patrol cars surrounded the house , and a mobile command unit took up position not too far away from the location . The swat team went in , took the two b&e guys away , the local chief of police goes over to the old folks , madder than a wet hornet , says " I thought you said you shot them ." 'The old fella looks him right in the eye , says " I thought you said you were too busy to come out here ."
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